Badges.
Badges are ace. You can put them on your jacket, you can put them on your hat, you can put them in your ice-cream if you want to be a twat.
I Heart Single Speed It's the way forward £1.00
I Heart Fixies Fixed Gear ahoy! £1.00
I Heart BMX Mag-nificent! £1.00
I Heart Bikes Cycletastic! £1.00
Dickwad! Stupid fruit! £1.00
Viet Naan The deadly snack £1.00
I Heart Party Tits Go Girlfriend!! £1.00
I Heart Stats Statistically Challenged £1.00