Badges.
Badges are ace. You can put them on your jacket, you can put them on your hat, you can put them in your ice-cream if you want to be a twat.
Evil Robot Twin Hey there Metal Mickey! £1.00
Root Beer makes you cool And it smells like your Nan £1.00
Adios Amiga (3 pack) Games were better in the good old days £2.50
Birthday Burger Burgers are the new cakes £1.00
Go Green Incredible! £1.00
FUNK YOU Get down offa that thing! £1.00
XA-NIAC!!! Oooh, touch my clam shell £1.00
DeathGob Lager Crisp, clean, and very very strong £1.00