Badges.
Badges are ace. You can put them on your jacket, you can put them on your hat, you can put them in your ice-cream if you want to be a twat.
Lola The Cat Let Me Out! £1.00
Johnny Come Home Fine Young Cannibals £1.00
SQUILF phwoar! £1.00
I Heart Cameras *snap* £1.00
Rock 'n' Roll *tummy rumble* £1.00
Pavel Mmm, sausage £1.00
Wot No Paywall? Sign o' the Times! £1.00
Chainring Halo Holy Bicycles! £1.00
I Heart Crisps *scronch* £1.00
I Heart Booze *Hic* £1.00
Novia De Los Muertos Blushing Bride £1.00
Novio De Los Muertos Gorgeous Groom £1.00
Anon Who? £1.00
#WestSkep Pub Based Thinking £1.00
I Heart Particle Physics Fe Phi Fo Fum £1.00
Prof Brian Cox is a major fox!! £1.00
Go Gay 4 Science Lab-tastic! £1.00
I Heart Single Speed It's the way forward £1.00
I Heart Fixies Fixed Gear ahoy! £1.00
I Heart BMX Mag-nificent! £1.00
I Heart Bikes Cycletastic! £1.00
Dickwad! Stupid fruit! £1.00
Viet Naan The deadly snack £1.00
I Heart Party Tits Go Girlfriend!! £1.00
I Heart Stats Statistically Challenged £1.00
I Heart Dirt You mucky bugger! £1.00
I Heart Books The best invention ever! £1.00
John Peel Selecta Tuuuuuune! £1.00
Right Place, Right Time Wrong Speed £1.00
Hot Chick Phwoar! £1.00
PieAgra Hot Meat Injection! £1.00
Broke Bike Mountin' Where's the saddle? £1.00
Book Whore Read 'em and weep! £1.00
Dr Poo Where's K9? £1.00
Jedline News Phew, what a scorcher! £1.00
Keep Britain Tidy Move Abroad £1.00
TeaBot 3000 T.E.A. *beep* £1.00
Future Octo Champ The Final Countdown £1.00
Chicks Dig Scars That's gotta hurt! £1.00
Intellectuals What are they good for? £1.00
The Hand Of Bod How touching! £1.00
Tennis is Ace Love all £1.00
Talent Spotter Stars in your eyes £1.00
Data Is The New Oil Richard Titus said so £1.00
iBad Are you a bad apple? £1.00
No Football No Kickabouts £1.00
Rich Tea Bisc-tastic! £1.00
Custard Cream Mmmm, biscuits £1.00
Hello [Blue] Wotcha! £1.00
Hello [Pink] Hi There! £1.00
Beware of pricks Ouch! £1.00
Raging Horn When rhinos attack! £1.00
DRRING Who's Calling? £1.00
BMX Academy All Stars £1.00
Sonic Youth Never heard of 'em! £1.00
Lovely Weather! Come rain or shine £1.00
U Kant Touch This Stop, Philosophy Time! £1.00
Library Geek We Love Books! £1.00
St Thomas Bloody Aquinas Goes Shopping £1.00
Dance ToThe Radio >>Transmission<< £1.00
Jet Bike Steve Glint Attack!!! £1.00
Beard Stroker Touch that face fuzz! £1.00
Happie Pie-tastic! £1.00
Here Comes General Zod Kyptonite Flavour Milkshake! £1.00
Death To False Metal RRRAAARRRGGGHHH!!! £1.00
Promote Wind Power Eat Some Beans! £1.00
Turn That Light Off! Flick the switch £1.00
Rage Against The Sewing Machine Sewing in the name of £1.00
I'd like a P please Bob Nervous are we? £1.00
I'd like an E please Bob E's are good... £1.00
Bad Dad Its way past bedtime! £1.00
Nuke your Parents KABOOOOM! £1.00
George Bush Shoe Hurling Society A brogue to the head! £1.00
Power Burger Users Group Pass the ketchup £1.00
Haulin' Ass Keep on Truckin' £1.00
White Van Man Outta the way! £1.00
Milk Tray Man All because... £1.00
Black, two sugars sugar rush ahoy! £1.00
Black, one sugar strong and sweet £1.00
Black, no sugar the tough guy's drink £1.00
White, one sugar That's the way I like it £1.00
Tango & Cash Rambo's a pussy £1.00
Batman & Robin Who's the Joker? £1.00
Starsky & Hutch Cue the wah-wah! £1.00
Barbie & Ken Pucker up! £1.00
Harry's Happy Face He's a happy chappy £1.00
I heart angle grinding Get sparks flying! £1.00
Reg JunkBot Twirrrr Tweeet £1.00
Richie JunkBot Twit Twirrrr £1.00
Trudi JunkBot beep bloop £1.00
Kaiser JunkBot blip beep £1.00
TDR Skull TDR Race Technologies £1.00
Sugar Skull Cycles The best bike shop by far £1.00
GABBA Mamma Mia! £1.00
Tea Rex 20th Century Tea Boy! £1.00
Stephen! It's an Adam & Joe thing £1.00
Best Party Woo! Yeah! £1.00
Punk Ass Get your mohawk on! £1.00
Cupcake Let them eat cake! £1.00
Winosaur You're ma besht mate, hic! £1.00
Ban clowns now! They're just not funny £1.00
Let's Play Darts! The sport of kings £1.00
Repo Mum A repo mum is always intense... £1.00
Cake Me Up Jitterbug! £1.00
Tutti Fuckin' Fruity The Flavour of choice! £1.00
Skateboards are for life ...not just for xmas £1.00
Munchy Comics Pencil All hail the pencil! £1.00
Munchy Comics Blimp Reach for the skies! £1.00
Munchy Comics Pistol Kachik! £1.00
I love you all [pink] Go on, admit it! £1.00
I love you all [blue] Aww, ain't that sweet? £1.00
Munchy Comics Apple Sloop! On a badge! £1.00
Sunshine Drinks Club Drink in the sun! £1.00
Uncle Spam Star, stripes and spam £1.00
Comic Sans ruined my day All is forgiven, Arial! £1.00
Polanerd Nerdy about Polaroid £1.00
Hot Spex Spec-tacular! £1.00
Jack o' lantern wooo scary! £1.00
Fried Eggs They deserve a thumbs up! £1.00
Large Hadron Collider Hooray for CERN! £1.00
God Save The Queen Bee The World needs more bees! £1.00
Bombergirl Bombs away! £1.00
Free Nelson Mandela *while stocks last £1.00
Mad Max The Road Warrior! £1.00
Bomberman Bombs away! £1.00
Make time for sausagetini The drink / snack sensation! £1.00
Microphone Fiend beatbox-tastic! £1.00
Evil Robot Twin Hey there Metal Mickey! £1.00
Root Beer makes you cool And it smells like your Nan £1.00
Birthday Burger Burgers are the new cakes £1.00
Go Green Incredible! £1.00
FUNK YOU Get down offa that thing! £1.00
XA-NIAC!!! Oooh, touch my clam shell £1.00
DeathGob Lager Crisp, clean, and very very strong £1.00
Make mine a 669 Save Polaroid! £1.00
Special Crew Wassup homiez? £1.00
Polafan Instant cameras are go! £1.00
Yes Please The kettle's boiled! £1.00
HELL O Hi there! £1.00
ROCK Taking it up to eleven £1.00
Instamatic Keeping 126 alive! £1.00
DRUNK Give people some forewarning! £1.00
Horn Whang! £1.00
Meat Sweats Just one more pork pie? £1.00
Pimp My Bike The badge of the show £1.00
Angel Tea That's tea, not coffee £1.00
Shep R.I.P. Woofy go bye-byes £1.00
chiiiips Daddy or chips? £1.00
Disco Biscuit Crumbs! £1.00
Skull & Spanners Mechanics - FROM HELL!!! £1.00
It's a conker Pin it onto your chest (nut) £1.00
Conker Bonker Whack your nuts together! £1.00
Steven Seagal Rocks Thunderbox RULE, baby! £1.00
Stay local Are you local? £1.00
Tea Me Up, Scotty Set phasers to "warm" £1.00
Cup my balls (3 pack) Balls to the World Cup £2.50
it's robot time Do a little dance... £1.00
Brazil Nuts Completely bonkers £1.00
I dig canals Pin it to your spade £1.00
Save Water Help the hosepipe ban £1.00
How's my walking? Don't drink and walk! £1.00
Happy (3 pack) Don't worry... be Happy! £2.50
I *heart* dicking about You can not be serious! £1.00
TOURETTES It's like a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card! £1.00
Happy Who needs Lithium? £1.00
Bird Talk (3 pack) Get the set! £2.50
White, two sugars For tea only, not that coffee muck! £1.00
White, no sugar You're sweet enough already £1.00
Real Ale until I die (Red) Real ale, but now in red! £1.00
Real Ale until I die (Black) Never get offered an alcopop again! £1.00
Bird Talk (Pink) The ladies favourite, now in pink! £1.00
Cute Lil Devil (Black) Cuteness, now in black £1.00
Speak No DG (Red) Now in slightly gothier colours! £1.00
Zap! (Pink) Now in pink too! £1.00
Bird Talk (Green) Bright green = pickled onion flavour £1.00
Spar Wars Battle it out in the aisles! £1.00
DG Value Cheap & Cheerful £0.99
Bird Talk (Red) Stop twittering on, you fool! £1.00
Zap! (Red) Watch out for the crack! £1.00
Speak No DG (Purple) Be a part of the club £1.00
Union Jack DeathGob Great DeathGob £1.00
DeathGob Icon Boink £1.00
TWA=T No, not you. £1.00
Shave the Whale Eco Friendly £1.00
Che Pat Revolutionary £1.00
Ex-Punk Badge anarchy £1.00
Fab Just FAB! £1.00
Royal Skull A right royal prick £1.00