Pimp My Shirt!

At DeathGob, we're all about shirts. Man, we've been all about shirts since birth, so we know that it's all too easy to buy a turkey now and then.

Yep, we know all about that Kylie 1999 tour shirt that you've got hidden at the bottom of your wardrobe. You thought it'd stay a dark and silent secret forever didn't you? Sorry.

Well, we're not here to laugh and throw stones at you*.

No, luckily for you, DeathGob is like a benevolent big brother. We want to take you to one side and help turn that embarrassing old tee into a thing of wondrous beauty.

So here's where you come in. We want you to tell us about your most hideously shameful shirts. Send us a pic and tell us a little bit about why it's so bad, and we'll pick the worst of the lot and get you all pimp-daddied up.

Yes, we'll take your shirt off you and modify its ass until it becomes the envy of every lounge lizard fashionista the world over, and what's more, we'll do it absolutely free of charge.

So what are you waiting for? Send us your tales of fashion woe and you could in no time be wearing a unique one-off DeathGob masterpiece.

* although that is a lot of fun.