Yellow Car!

PUNCH!

Ow! Welcome to the Official Yellow Car PUNCH! pages. A finer resource on the arcane game of Yellow Car Punch! you will never find.

Its a game that'll make you feel alive, a game that'll lift you from your dreary little existence into a plane of heavenly luxury and hellish bruises. Its a game that dates all the way back to the 100th Century BC when men in rags would point at yellow lizards and then club their hunting partners over the head with big wooden clubs until mulched into a bloody heap.

Thankfully for modern practitioners, the game has been refined and honed over the years to the sheen of a beeyootiful diamond. It's now practiced as a national sport in well over 87 countries around the world and reguarly attracts around 900,000 people to the World Championships every year, held in Ashby-de-la-Zouch, UK. It promotes fast eyes and keen wits and has been instrumental in the efforts to bring World Peace to this spinning globe that we call Earth.

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